Hyderabad witnessed the craziest form of cricket

 Crazy Cricket wicketHowzzat….

The entire field roared in unison. Even spectators were blaming him. The poor batsman didn’t know why he was declared out even before bowling. The batting side had enough balls to spare. But he was given out in the craziest form of cricket that Hyderbad witnessed on the eve of Independence Day this year. It was the Laws by Wife (LBW) over where wife or the alleging person (bowler) wanted him out even without bowling.

A group of men assembled in Hyderabad from all over India from men’s groups were playing on the ground. Two teams 498a Husbands and ATM (Any Time Maintenance) Husbands were taking each other head on. The batting side was known as Accused Team (line up – A1, A2….A11). The bowling side was known as Complainant Side (line up – LW1, LW2….LW11). [note – in court system accused are mentioned as A1, A2 etc., Complainants are referred to as Witness 1, Witness 2 or W1, W2 etc].

Crazy Cricket punishment for six

A batsman (accused) given punishment for hitting over boundary

In this cricket, each time a batsman hit a four or six, he had to compulsorily run between two wickets (lower court and higher court) holding his ears – typical of an accused husband running between courts to get justice.

Since the batsmen was from the accused side, they were not allowed any protection just like husbands are not given any protection in court system. Bowlers (or the alleging side) however was given full protection. They had to bowl wearing full protection gears like helmets, pads etc.

Each over had 6 balls that the organizers called as allegations. Each time a bowler was bowling he was also raising an allegation.

  • “He was cruel”

  • “He used to beat me everyday”

  • “He used to drink every day”

  • “His mother used to threaten me over phone for dowry”

– were some of the common allegations regularly leveled against the batsmen by the bowlers. These are stereotypical allegations made against husbands in any divorce case nowadays.

Crazy Cricket Feminist rule

Feminist intervention during the match

Every time a bowler bowled a no-ball, it was considered as “no allegation” and the bowler was given another chance to make another allegation. It was representative of Indian legal system that provokes the wife to make more allegations. Every wide ball was considered as wild allegations. Some of the “wild allegations” leveled were –

“His cousin brother used to taunt me from USA”

“His ailing father also tried to rape me”

“Neighbors joined him in demanding dowry”

“I am 90 Kgs of weight now, because he didn’t give me any food”

Two batsmen were compulsorily given out after each over using rules of ‘Positive Discrimination’ that is used to create new family laws in India.

 

To declare a batsman ‘Out’, the umpire had to take the bail out and declare “Cancelation of bail’. Umpire had the option to either grant a ‘6’ under Restitution of Conjugal Rights (RCR) or ‘Out’ under Divorce laws (randomly whatever he wished).

The first over was marked as “Honeymoon Over”, [or Honeymoon ………Over], the fifth as LBW – Laws By Wife where wives could make any law, the last over was named Alimony over.

Tie in a match is called settlement whereas win in the match was termed as Acquittal. Score of the match was maintained in a chargesheet.

In this match as the 498a Husbands team was nearing their win the ATM husbands’ bowler came to bowl the fifth over. It was LBW or Laws – By – Wife over. The 498a Husbands needed only four runs to win in two overs. However, in the first ball itself the game was over. The bowler came and without even bowling claimed that the accused person (batsman) be given out. Since it was Laws by Wife over, law made by the bowler who was playing the role of a wife or alleging side was upheld and the umpire was forced to give the batsman out. The game was over without the winning side captain playing at all. ATM husbands won by LBW rule.

Crazy Cricket team

Team

However crazy or funny it may sound, this game showed the reality of Indian family court system and the ordeal that husbands has to go through. Any achievement by the husband is dealt with by giving them punishment, whereas wives are allowed to bend or even create new rules. The spectators blaming the last batsman for being out by LBW rule shows how society comes together when blaming a man for anything.

Last but not the least, the unique game considered truth as retired hurt from the beginning. The organizers gave statutory warning to all for not considering a ‘Doosra’ as the first ONE was expensive enough.

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*Cricket Theme Courtesy – Tr Parthasarathy of SIF Hyderabad

Epic reply of a guy to a second marriage proposal of a lady

Marriage Proposal2

A man gets a second marriage proposal from the family of a lady like this –

Marriage Proposal

He sends an epic reply that bares open today’s society and also tickles our funny bones-

Dear groom hunters,

I am really honored to see your proposal to offer me the apple of your eyes. Since you are not yet dead (or are you?) I think it will be inhumane for me to take away the forbidden apple from you and make you both blinds. Then along with your daughter I will also be responsible to maintain both of you. That will be a very cruel approach to make people blind in their lifetime and since I can’t give anyone eyesight, I have no right to take away the same, too.

I understand that you were a Probashi Bengali family in Delhi – the rape capital of India. We know that men there are rapists and NDTV once said that 75% Indian wives are raped in their lifetime. We also know from Amnesty International that only 1% rape cases in India are reported. Since NDTV and Amnesty says Delhi is the rape capital of India, I have every reason to believe that she may be a result of rape (born in Kolkata).

It is also great to know that both the siblings are rooted to traditions but my little brain could not understand how tradition and modern outlook can be mixed. For example, our tradition said, after attaining puberty women can’t enter sanctum of certain deities, modern outlook as told by Trupti Desai and her Godmother gang is to kick our traditional faiths and create new tradition. Our tradition also said, women (and men) needed to dress decently and be civil in nature. However, modern outlook as propagated by our mainstream media says women are not empowered unless they go naked, semi naked etc. in public and create a debate on everything pertaining to dress. So when you said your daughter is rooted to tradition with a modern outlook, did you mean that they know tradition is better but follow the modern outlook? Sorry, my little brain do not understand this complex behavior and I think I am very insignificant person in front of your daughter. Thus, it is well understood why her last marriage lasted only for one month. That poor guy would not have understood the greatness of your modern values.

Her description in her own words also leaves me spellbound, (Literally, I feel completely incompetent as I don’t understand her statement). I feel humble once again by the crafty language there.

I appreciate that she is a strong lady (so hopefully she will not get unnecessary ailments) with her head strongly held on her shoulders. So now I understand that she is a headstrong person. Believe me, after reading this I have checked my head and its position. Surprisingly, even I found my head held above my shoulder and didn’t fall off even when I shook it both ways. But I found my head and neck to be flexible and not strong headed like her. When I felt her other body parts could also be strong, I felt very weak within and found my strength not matching hers (after all, post marriage how can I protect such a strong lady?).

I was surprised to see that even such a strong lady can have nightmares in her marriage. Did he marry a WWE wrestler? Honestly, I don’t find any person suitable for her other than a WWE wrestler and I am obviously not the one.

In the end you mentioned that you are looking for a cheerful, kind, educated and well established Bengali guy. I am not sure if any WWE wrestler is kind (at least their on-screen behavior does not make me feel so) or educated. I am also not sure if any Bengali guy had ever made it to WWE arena. So I guess you are looking for a product that is surely not me and I am not sure where that exist.

I am not sure why you are looking for a guy previously married and without any child. Are you looking for an impotent guy? Or someone who broke up within one month of his marriage like your daughter did and hence does not have any child? Don’t you think that if the guy was kind enough, his wife would not have left him (or he would not have divorced his wife)? Also, I am not sure why your strong daughter is looking for a well-established groom and not a poor and jobless one. As a strong person she can maintain such a person, can’t she?

I don’t understand why are you looking for a respected Bengali family in a divorced man? One who is already divorced and well established, is likely to have criminal cases filed against him to get share of his money and property. So even if such a guy and family ever existed, that family is most likely to be known as wife-beaters, dowry seekers and rapists today. They would have already been forced to shell out a lot of money to settle their cases outside court to keep their honor. So most likely they are already poor now.

Overall, I find that you are looking for an impossible match for your daughter. Definitely, I am not the one. I am feeling lucky today because I was not married to your daughter in my first marriage, then I would have become very poor in one month time. If you find anyone matching your criteria, do let me know. We are planning to create a human museum of rare species humans. He will be our first collection.

Best wishes.

How dare Salman Khan get raped?

Salman Khan has made yet another controversial statement when he said he felt like “a raped woman” when his brother says that in reality he wanted to say “he worked like a donkey”.

The feminist outrage over the remark is understandable. As a macho man whom thousands of Indians worship as their role model and who millions of women dream of everyday; how can he even dare to compare his (whatever) pain with that of a woman only who has the prerogative of having that feeling.

It is a different matter that every year thousands of such feelings of women go down the drain when courts rejects their rape allegations but this feeling is so close to a woman’s heart that no man can ever dare to feel the same kind of pain. Women and specially feminists own the monopoly of having a feeling of rape and anyone challenging them would be cornered even by the use of media.

Example – Mid Day reported this –

MidDay Salman

The same news shows Madhu Kishwar tweets –

Madhu Kishwar

For example see the analogy given by a feminist here

https://twitter.com/CNNnews18/status/745290197210796032

Yes, when Salman has killed people on the streets, when he killed Blackbuck how can he even get the feeling of being raped? That is what defies our logic as feminists too do not understand how on earth a person who can kill others get raped himself.

Some feminists argued that Salman earlier alleged that his ex-beau Aishwarya Rai had also abused him. Evidently a macho man who is supposed to save others, can’t complain about being abused or feeling lowly. That is when the carefully created male stereotype gets hurt. If strong men like him do not remain protector for women and keeps complaining about their pain in different manner then humanity will end. Who will play the role of the protector in the society?

Some other feminists slammed Salman for trivializing rape or feeling of rape. Notably Nirbhaya’s mother (who has become a TV icon nowadays) also demanded apology from him. She is desperately trying to portray her daughter’s name everywhere but people are still not taking her name and calling her as ‘Nirbhaya’ for some mysterious reasons. With celebrities like Nirbhaya’s mother demanding apology from Salman shows how grave the situation has become and how Salman has made fun of rape and feeling of rape.

While we are waiting for UN General Secretary to comment over Salman’s comment because he had earlier did not waste too much time on commenting about Nirbhaya’s rape or “India’s Daughter” documentary. It seems that UN General Secretary has got some other job to do now and we are sure very soon he would make an unforgettable comment over this issue, too.

What Salman had said just before the release of his film Sultan was enough to create a controversy that would make sure his film becomes a success. Whether raped or not, people will now watch the film to see the level of torture he had to undergo for shooting the film. Maybe the director of the movie will now get a rape case against him. It is worth a wait to see if MRAs support victim Salman in this struggle or keep their mum.

In short, a man like Salman can never be allowed to feel the pain of rape. It is a feminists’ forte’ and only they can guard the feeling and nurture the same in various ways. It is only a female feminist who can get visually raped, orally raped, raped from a distance, raped online and raped even in their dreams. Any man who dare to steal that feeling needs to be shamed and bashed like feminists rightfully did recently.

Sultan Poster

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Dear Jasleen, We love you

Dear Jasleen, it is great to see your latest efforts that has made us learn and unlearn many things in life. I am amazed to see that at such a young age you have achieved such an unbelievable feat. Dear sister (or should I call you behenji? Not sure what is harassment and what is not, please select appropriate one) you have opened the eyes of many who still kept their eyes closed for so long.

I am not sure why some men are protesting against your latest achievement in Delhi and demanding your punishment. Probably they are nuts, they don’t understand the social service that you have done. In my view we (I can’t say ‘I’ because that may be another sexual harassment) should love you, because –

  1. You have shown the true face of feminism

In your media interviews, choice of words, style and impeccable style of crying or complaining about harassment on a TV debate when the host asked you a question or the way you left Zee News discussion in the middle demanding harassment, was eye opener for many to learn about feminism. After all when feminists can’t reply honestly and objectively to any question, this is how they win their argument, either by crying or by complaining. I loved the way the TV anchor was taken aback. Probably next time male anchors will not dare to interview female victims like you.

2. You have exposed our militant media

If Rohtak Sisters has shown us the way, you have just taken ahead the unbelievable feat achieved by them. The eternal victimhood tag that young women like you carry with the help of our militant media is once again exposed, thanks only to you. This became clear after I saw this debate on Times Now –

Times Now Debate on Jasleen

We have discovered some real data guys on this show. They have helped us identify the militant media and without your help this would not have been possible.

3. You have proved how even the best behaved gentlemen are at risk

In fact, I should have told that it is the militant media who has exposed this. Everyone realized this when they saw this interview of the accused Sarabjeet –

Times Now Interview of Sarabjeet

It was probably you who have done the best act of accusing a perfect gentleman like Sarabjeet, because this interview revealed two things for us –

  • Any normal person would have slapped and broken the camera of the media persons for asking those questions. Sarabjeet didn’t do that. That proved that he wouldn’t have abused you in any manner without enough provocation. This also proved that any well behaved gentleman’s life can be ruined on a simple verbal complaint. Eye opener for many men in this country.
  • Times Now and its militant journalism was exposed in this interview again and it confirmed their terrorist agenda. They wanted to force Sarabjeet to apologize and then brand him as criminal.

Once again it was you who made this possible.

4. You have shown the true face of AAP and its leader

If we didn’t see this tweet from your party supremo Arvind kejriwal, many of us wouldn’t have identified the true face of him and his party. –

Arvind Kejriwal Tweet

Many of us had so far respected him as an IITian but after this mindless support to his party worker for narrow political gain, made us think otherwise. People understood the real enemies of this country. Thanks for making that possible.

5. You have shown that more power to DCW will be suicidal

You are the one who has shown us that giving court powers to DCW will be suicidal for India. The tweet by DCW chief showed it all –

Swati Maliwal Tweet on Jasleen

When the chief of a supposed court gives her verdict based on one sided story and ignoring the other side or without doing any investigation, that shows how pathetic is the state of our judiciary going to be in India.

6. Pains of many husbands came to the fore

This DCW expose’ also proved what goes inside many of our family courts or during NCW mediated mediation shows. They decide before they hear anything in the case. Many husbands would have awaken by now with this findings.

7. You have proved our Courts are useless

You have showed that our courts are useless. No, I am not saying this is because of the kangaroo courts run by our militant and terrorist media houses. You have shown how mindless is the decision to give court powers to DCW or NCW. When DCW chief can pronounce her verdict mindlessly on social media in favor of a girl who had done the crime, we know our Supreme Court can close down. You have shown how our Supreme Court is losing its power over our judiciary.

8. You are a messiah for women with not so good looks

Men in general have been mindless fools. They always fall for pretty women. Any young charming face is enough for men to forget everything else and assume that she is of good character. By your acts you have proven that they have been wrong. You have proved that women can’t be taken on their face value but men need to look for women with good hearts. May be this is the start of boon for average looking women who might be good at heart but have hard time finding a life partner.

9. You helped us identify real perverts

Pervert1Lout, pervert

…and they were found supporting feminism

10. You have made life easier for MRAs

I am not sure why MRAs are protesting against your false complaint. In fact, women like you make their life easier. You send out so many message to the society that no single MRA or MRA group can achieve. I think they should be happier. Not sure.

So sister, (or behenji, whatever suits you) many of us love you for teaching us so many lessons in life in such a short a span of time.

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India in 2030

The Male Factor

Welcome to India in 2030!

We have seen many overwhelming changes in India in last two decades. In fact last two decades are known as golden era for ending oppression of Indian women and achieving gender equality. As the national commission chairperson Mrs. Ganjana Tumhari says “Ever since the brutal Delhi gang rape case in 2012 Dec we have become more active in working towards women empowerment in the country. Thanks to participation of media and general people now we have made sure that we hang the culprits even on suspicion of future rape. In this way we have prevented a lot of potential rape cases and could contain the number of rape cases only to 30 lakhs a year with 95% conviction. Since different groups were protesting about low conviction rate in rape cases we have made rape equal to empowerment today. Women are given huge compensation on complaint of rape. So now…

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